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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

5 daily habits suggested by top US doctor that protect the brain from early cognitive decline - Times of India

No go.

No way

Thumbs down again.

What fiber optic setup would you recommend for a small business network?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Invisible radiation leaking from private satellite 'megaconstellations' could ruin radio astronomy forever, experts warn - Live Science

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios

Still no good

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What to know about nerve pain and tingling hands and feet - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Rock Icon, 78, Hauled Off Stage in Jaw-Dropping Concert Farewell - Yahoo

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

New Orleans Saints sign RB Cam Akers to one-year contract - New Orleans Saints

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Pharmacists warn drug shortage affecting cancer patients - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes